Date 28/10/2025
Location: Los dos hombres – londres
As the night started to pitch in, food and refreshments were taken before the final push to complete the tournament in our new favourite venue.
Line-ups:
The Gilded Sparrows
3 Linemen
1 Thrower (Colin)
2 Blitzers
1 Ogre (Andru)
Bits of Bob
2 Werewolves (Wolfy and Whistler)
3 Zombies
1 Flesh Gollum
1 Wraith (Bedsheet)
First Half
The Necros kicked off, and the kick-off event was ‘Brilliant coaching’ El G gets a re roll ( He later tries to get this upgraded to one per half but was fortunately kept in check and had it limited to just the 1!!)
Blitzer Keef drops ball, and El G tries to move the Ogre by flying 6 spaces !!! (he will no doubt blame the beer!!)
I go to the bar and both werewolves end up in the bin ! I will need the fans to phone in with photo evidence to document what happened, suffice to say El G was off to a good start
And then the Flesh Gollum is dead dead two 6s twice And super dead as it fails its regeneration, El Golfo is inconsolable as he lays him to rest straight into his cardboard box and calls for extra sellotape to seal the sarcophagus.
1-0 to the Imperials as Colin the Thrower finally crosses he line with El G dragging out the torment!!
The Necros to receive and as if he hadn’t already had enough luck, El G get another Kick off event in his favour , Cheering fans!! This grants the Imperials a prayer from nuffle, a Stiletto for Colin who can now stab at will !!
The Ball bounces into the end zone so it ends up with the werewolf (wolfy)
El golf turn 6 of first half Blitzes werewolf gets a skull and falls over
Second Half
El Golfo’s turn 2 pushes the werewolf up the pitch push back imperial linemen but they have fend so no following up on a push.
The Werewolf carrier (whistler) gets knocked down by thrower, but Andru the Ogre rolls double skulls and falls over ‘d’oh!!’
El Golfo sensing blood goes for his very first foul using the dispensable zombie, but with no offensive assists (check those rules) it fails and Andru’s skull remains intact unlike when a goblin bruiser tried this back in the summer tournament in the mighty ham of buck!
The tide turns quickly and with a Werewolf down v lineman, turn 3 for El G leads his Blitzer to run for the line and with no-one to oppose him, he strolls in for 2-0, that’s a wrap as they almost call for last orders
FInal Note
Blitzer Keef (if it can be confirmed) has to go down as a truly intimidating foe, so much that he made the undead dead and so scared they failed to regenerate!!!
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